![]() ![]() (Cut to Rob Walker, Malcolm Ray, and Jim Jarosz in a movie theatre with very shocked "WTF" faces) ![]() NC: And if you were like most movie goers, this was probably your reaction to them. Lakeview Terrace, Nurse Betty, and, probably his most controversial, In the Company of Men. NC (vo): You might not recognize his name, but you might recognize his movies. NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic I remember it, so you don't have to. I'm Nicolas Cage pretending to be a narrator who sounds like Nicolas Cageīy the way I'm gonna be starring in about twenty-six other movies this monthĪnd if they ever made a live-action Winnie the Pooh, I'd play Eeyore (The Nicolas Cage Month opening plays out, with every single face being replaced with Nicolas Cage's, who in this sequence is voiced by Anthony Sardinha) NC: Oh, thanks, I will- (He looks at the disk, then back to Tamara, only to see that she's gone) That was wei- (Tamara suddenly appears back in front of him) Gaah! Fuck! Can you go that way, please? (Tamara turns and leaves) Ah, Jesus! (he opens the door to his reviewing room) The hell's going on around here- (Tamara is in NC's chair) Will you get out of here- (Tamara is now behind him) Turn around and piss off! (He pushes her out, only to turn around and she's right back in front of him!) Get out of here, you little whack-a-mole!! (She finally leaves as he gets in his chair) As if this week couldn't get any more creepy, let's keep it going with Nicolas Cage Month! NC: (looking at the disc) Uh, the unrated. Tamara: Do you have the original or the unrated version? NC: I don't even know what your last name is. Tamara: Did you know that that's my favorite movie? Tamara: I see that you have the Wicker Man DVD in your possession. NC: I find you socially awkward due to your disturbing silence. Tamara: Don't you remember, Critic? It's me, Tamara. Just before he gets to the door his reviewing room is in, he senses something behind him and turns around, seeing Tamara Chambers with a rather creepy smile on her face) On his finger, he carries a Wicker Man DVD. (The Nostalgia Critic comes into the studio whistling "The Review Must Go On". ![]()
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